Statistics claim I have less than 30 seconds to grab your attention.

Thus, I need to be witty or engaging.

  • What if I told you that I completed my first novel, “Serum Soldier” when I was only 13 years old? I’m pretty driven.
  • Maybe you’d prefer to hear about the time I made frosting with granulated sugar instead of confectioner’s sugar. It had the grittiest texture and nobody enjoyed it. I cried. Since then I have mastered chocolate frosting!
  • How about the time when I was three years old and I bit into all the Styrofoam vegetables/fruit held by the Pilgrim doll on our dining table at Thanksgiving? That time my mamma cried.
  • I study US History and I’m a self-proclaimed expert on Benedict Arnold.